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IF YOU ARE NOT TEEN, CLICK HERE - Try to use coupons that expired 5 months ago and argue when the store doesn't accept them, or simply tear off the expiration date. - Eat half of a pizza at a restaurant and then complaining that it wasn't made right (I want refund!). - The famous: "hamburger, no meat, water, no ice, 3 cups, and 18 ketchups please." - Talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. When your mom comes home with napkins stuffed in her purse of the restaurant she last ate at. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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- Take desi snacks anywhere it says "No food allowed." - Wear shorts with dress socks and tennis shoes. - Loading up the family car with as many desis as possible when it's a "pay per car" entrance fee. - Renting movies and splitting the cost with 2 other families and having the last family return it. - Taking 30-45 minutes deciding which Indian movie to watch when it only costs 25 cents...then asking for a refund when it sucks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| - When you see a bath pail in a stand-up shower or tub. - When everyone gets the same Christmas present...a "buy one get one free" special. - When people show up late to a function...just in time for the food! - Plastic covers anything new in your parents'house whether it is the remote control to the VCR or the new living-room couch. - Your parents only face straight when driving with both hands on the steering wheel and notice nothing but the road in front of them. - They have one of these three cars, an Olds Cutlass Ciera, a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry (rich desis drive a Lexus or a Mercedes). -When family friends come over, you have ten conversations going on in the same room at the same time very loudly. - You eat dinner on the floor covered with newspapers when company comes over. - Your parents tell you to not care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunts" will think. -You've never owned white clothing because it will be hard to take stains out of it (that's what mom says). - You have a collection of used wrapping paper and bows that have been saved for re-se. - Your bio-data and picture have been circulated more than your resume.
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